So if I am personally bearish on the entire "alt-money" movement, how do I turn this into a potential profitable bet? Any tips on where I go to "short" coins?
Keep in mind just about everyone who has tried to short these things has lost everything. I've watched coins that I think are completely worthless and have zero real users go from 100 million market cap to 200 million, to 500 million, to over a billion. And they still sit there today. And every step of the way, 'rational actors' are trying to short it, waiting for it to finally correct.
I've seen this quote mentioned a lot recently in cryptocurrencies, and it is still not mentioned enough: "the market can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent".