If you live on the West Coast and want your children to be able to read Hacker News, then you better send them to a private school.
More like its a quick way to get your kids sick with some nasty ass diseases, West Coast private schools are a petri dish with a ton of unvaccinated kids. Considering the Catholic Church runs most of these schools, the local diocese need to crack down and not endanger their student body with these nasty ass, bug chasing parents & their unvaccinated children! https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/09/wealthy-…
The obvious XKCD notwithstanding, I hope the humor and stereotype reference there is not lost on readers.