>Is SoundCloud worth a billion dollars? Well, it might be on paper or in the imaginations of the founders, but what does it really mean? To me, it's worth nothing.
I was curious if this was true, so I asked a genie to see if you (as a bootstrapped founder) would trade $20 to own SoundCloud. Well it turns out the genie ran the experiment and concluded that not only is it worth $20 to you, but way more - in the genie's experiment you'd actually trade both $20k and even $200k for SoundCloud!
So I looked at your comment in which you say SoundCloud is worth "nothing" to you, like a bad black and white photocopy of a hundred dollar bill, and the truth is you value it at hundreds of thousands of dollars more.
Logarithmically, your valuation (10^5.3, which is all the genie tested up to but for sure you accept) is closer to a billion (10^9) than your stated valuation (10^0 - 1).
So after reading your analysis the billion dollar valuation seems more reasonable than the analysis you offered. (Of course, that does not make it reasonable.)
/s
On a serious note: what I mean is that the next time you make an argument about valuations being "ridiculous", don't be "ridiculous."
EDIT: received several downvotes but I am keeping this.
$0 is not reasonable.