I wonder if Idris could some day take Haskell's place. It sports default eager evaluation. Seems like the tooling (package managers etc.) isn't quite there yet, though.
That place being the cool esoteric language that everybody fools around with on the weekends, but is almost never used seriously?
Indeed. Some people actually use Haskell, though. They even claim it's fun and productive, but having done so myself, I'm forced to be undecided on whether they're just suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.