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> They will teach you concepts you can take back into PHP or Node.js Curious what these are. The only thing I retain back in dynamically-typed land is "argh I wish this was statically typed!"
I've worked with functions in JavaScript that change functionality radically depending on whether you pass an integer or an object. I thought this was the way of the world until I got deeper into typed languages, where you learn why not doing that is good. Type envy still stings though.
This is just polymorphism, isn't it? Why is this not a good thing?