Hard-won lessons: Five years with Node.js

Ain't nobody is going to compare performance against Erlang for numerical number crunch.

It was never built for that. It's not even a fair comparison.

It's like comparing a race car against a hybrid prius and saying the race car suck at mpg. They're built for different purposes.

Ilk implies as if Erlang is some crap flavor flav tech. It is not.

Erlang was made for concurrency.

NodeJS was made to solve for concurrency too.

And Erlang beats NodeJS hands down in concurrency.

The actor model is a much better model to do concurrency and preemptive scheduling is amazing. It's easier to mentally think about actor and the code isolation in each processes makes it much more cleaner, object oriented, quoted by Alan Kay himself.

NodeJS chose some existing language to do concurrency where as Erlang was created from the ground up to do concurrency. Hence the reason why it's VM is so amazing on top of the fact that concurrency constructs are first class and primitives.

Node was decided upon before I joined the team, because some of the senior developers on the team were big members of the node team, and they also wanted to crank out something new in this greenfield project. In retrospect, and in my reading of the history, Node was sufficiently different and new enough that it was "ooh, shiny new toy".

JS/Node might be nice for scripting up a new demo that doesn't need to be maintained. I'd use Python/Django or Ruby/Rails myself, but whatever. Small projects that don't need to be supported to me seem pretty language agnostic. Do it in whatever tools you're most familiar with, and don't worry too much about fit.

For large production systems that need to be supported and maintained, it's awful. First, javascript is changing incredibly rapidly. It seems like every couple of months, you're updating your libraries and there's a new "best practice". You're faced with updating all your already written code to use the new canonical way of doing things, or you're stuck with a mishmash of ways to do things all in production, and new engineers have to constantly ask what the new hotness is.

Stack traces are useless. Yes, this function got called with invalid argument values from the event loop. What function called it, and what arguments did it have?

Javascript itself basically has objects that are just JSON objects. When you're passing them back and forth, you get the irresistible urge to add "optional" fields just to pass one extra parameter for a use case. You generally end up with a big ball of wax parameter object being passed around with fields with unclear purposes.

Libraries are often half-baked. They work most of the time, and try to do the right thing, but sometimes just behave unexpectedly. I'm not quite sure whether to blame the people who wrote the libraries, or if it's the language itself that tends to encourage things like that. I'm guessing it's six of one, half a dozen of another.

I can't stand NPM. A lot of times, two libraries that you want to include will depend on incompatible versions of another, shared library, and you can download a NPM dependency tree for each library to overcome that. Everything hangs together, sort of.

It's very difficult to reason about code, and things are generally defined by convention, until they're not. The callback is generally the last argument passed to a function, except in async control functions where it's the second to last one, and the last one is an array of the results of previous clauses.

Saying that using the same language for the front-end and back-end allows engineers to work on both parts is silly, IMO, as front-end and back-end work require two disjoint skill sets. Just because surgeons and chefs both use knives, it doesn't mean that you'd want a chef performing a liver transplant. Also, node.js actually reads a lot more differently than most front-end code I've seen. Back-end code written in Java and front-end code written in Javascript tend to have the same sort of data flow and control structure, as opposed to Node which is on an island all by itself. I could go on further, but you get the gist.

Oh please. Let's be real, Maven is not even remotely more complicated than the typical package.json, webpack.config.json, .babelrc triple you need for any useful NodeJS project (though you can put the .babelrc into the package.json, I've heard that's the way to do it at the moment). I was so taken back that nowadays JS needs a build step too. But it's a "transpiler", not a "compiler" - cause that's something completely different.

> I tried using Kotlin and step one is always install Intellij.

So? Atom and Visual Studio Code did need to be installed too on my machine. This mentality reminds me of someone using an axe head as a hammer "I'd have to pull the hammer out of the toolbox" (install it) - that's too complicated, I prefer light-weight tools!"