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I hope you've trademarked the term "epochalypse" because it is really catchy! I love it.
I will be just 5 years away from retirement, so I will use this as an opportunity to shore up my 401k. Of course, the singularity will be here by then and fix it for us just before turning us all into paper clips, yada yada. I will advertise with the slogan "Epochalypse... NOW."
or you can do the same as the y2k people did: Y2K... TOMORROW!