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"...splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish... they're similar to the ‘friendly’ bacteria found in yoghurt."
You're welcome, you pervert.
That is so awesome on so many levels.....
I would have put money on this happening in Australia. See also: 'where have all the bloody teaspoons gone?' http://www.bmj.com/content/331/7531/1498
Delicious quote: "...splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish... they're similar to the ‘friendly’ bacteria found in yoghurt." You're welcome, you pervert.
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Depends on the bikini, probably. If the posterior portion thereof has sufficient coverage, there shouldn't be any major issue.
Or better yet, adapt those "As Seen On TV" 'fart absorbing undies' to the task. As bonus the baristas can go back to their kale and cruciform diet, without worrying that their mighty trumpets would disturb the customers.
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I... stand corrected. I guess if he was wearing, shirt and shoes...
Lol She (!) seemed to have everything else clothes-wise, including a hat.
That should have been obvious. Nobody thinks twice about women wearing less than they typical minimum of clothing in public. When men do it people call the cops.
Well this definitely leads credence to the rumor you can give someone pinkeye if you fart on their pillow.
Don't we have diseases to cure, cancers to heal?
I don't know what it is about this type of comment, but whenever someone says something like this it really infuriates me. Yes, freedom of speech and opinion and all, but my first thought is "How dare you criticize someone else for wasting time on something you don't feel is important. Unless you've never, once in your life, done a sub-optimal or unnecessary task. Go to a movie lately? Why didn't you send that money…