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Does anyone else find this binary view of success to be... sad? I guess you could say that if your goal isn't "Uber or bust" then don't take external capital. Is there really no funding available for companies that just want to make relatively safe, modest bets and deliver relatively safe, modest returns?
You don't have to do Uber or bust, but don't ask for venture money without going for venture returns. I do agree that there is a market opportunity to fund $50m/year businesses, but that's not what VCs are for. VCs: Invest in 100 companies, 90 fail, 5 return capital, 3 return 10x, 2 return 100x | 2.35x return on capital over a 10 year period (hopefully) Index fund: 6% yearly return | 1.79x return on capital over 10 y…
Most startups either fail or become small businesses. Investors are giving you money to fund a business that you own. Depending on the terms you can, and should, use that money for whatever you want.
Its the investors problem if 5x returns aren't good enough, not yours. Does the bank call you to complain that your mortgage interest rate is too low? No. They gave you the loan with what they thought was reasonable terms at the time. It's not your fault they gave you the money too easily.
You should be focused 100% on building a successful sustainable business. Investors can fuck right off if they push for risks that could turn their 5x return into 0.