What usually happens is that people get happy and excited, because I seem to get it and I'm not interested in knocking them down. How did I become so wise that I can give great advice?
It's simple, really: I just take all of the key/values they give me, eval() it in my brain, then pretty print it out to them as a JSON hash of logic. Then I tell them what I think they should actually do.
This works wonders because obvious I am not an oracle, I can only spit what they tell me back in a different order. And then I'm confident and opinionated.
Sorry dude, your start-up has already died and you haven't realized it yet. It's not worth anything to you or anyone else; time spent trying to get $50k (absurd!) is you being in denial about the time and effort you've put in so far. It's a distraction from making a clean break to try your next big idea.
Hard to hear? Yes! Harsh? Possibly, but it's because I want you to feel that this is real.