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CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf]

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post #84

These jokes aren't bad. What is the story? Are these genuine Russian jokes, or jokes inserted there by the CIA?

The question is why jokes were classified!

Because they were afraid of the effect a funny joke could have if it was unleashed on the general public. Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwbnvkMRPKM&feature=youtu.be...

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post #60

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Remembered another I learned from a Russian. A man and his wife live in Siberia. Every day she nags him about his drinking and his terrible friends and how he never helps her around the house. It always ends with her yelling at him to go out and bring in some wood for the stove. One day after the usual fight, the man gets to the woodpile and just keeps walking. Twenty years later, he returns. He walks into the kitche…

If you've seen Russian wives you now this is not a joke (ducks).

Unless you refer to old(er) working class women with a hard life I don't see how any reasonable person can think that's even remotely a basis for a joke, given how much more beautiful Russian women look on average. Just walk around Russian cities. Having lived in the US for a decade and having been to Russia and Ukraine several times, sometimes for months living in a rented apartment, I know which country I'd choose if "women" were the decision-driving factor.

Re: CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf]

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There's a great one at the start of Slavoj Zizek's Welcome to the Desert of the Real:

In an old joke from the defunct German Democratic Republic, a German worker gets a job in Siberia; aware of how all mail will be read by censors, he tells his friends: “Let’s establish a code: if a letter you will get from me is written in ordinary blue ink, it is true; if it is written in red ink, it is false.” After a month, his friends get the first letter, written in blue ink: “Everything is wonderful here: stores are full, food is abundant, apartments are large and properly heated, movie theaters show films from the West, there are many beautiful girls ready for an affair—the only thing you can't get is red ink.”

Re: CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf]

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post #97
post #86

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Have you seen the news coverage of the protests and rioting in the US? Every other has a sign that says, "Fuck Trump"

Sorry, I don't think there's any evidence of rioting in the US recently.

You forgot the /s

Re: CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf]

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Yes, the USSR was so secret, that it took decades for CIA to declassify its mortally dangerous jokes.

However, the "war of jokes" was integral part of the Cold War and do not underestimate one. There is terrific Russian novel about this battle, it took off in the late 60-ies.

Very important to know that a class of jokes about Russian Civil War heroes, Petyka and Vassily Ivanovich Chapaev was a viral campaign set off by the KGB to combat US/British jokes designed for Russians.

I like this one. "Can you drink a glass of vodka, Vassily Ivanovich?", asks Petyka. "Sure thing", boss answers. "How about two?" "No problem!" "And how about a full bucket of vodka?" "You know, it is only Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, who is capable to drink the full bucket of vodka!"

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The Mayor of Moscow is getting ready to take his wife to the Ballet.

“Why have you not put on your dress?”

“But darling, I don’t have any dresses good enough for the ballet.” replies his wife.

“Nonsense” the Mayor declares, opening the cupboard.

“There’s this blue dress, this green dress, hello comrade Dzerzhinsky, and this lovely white dress.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Dzerzhinsky#Director_of_...

Re: CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf]

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post #84

These jokes aren't bad. What is the story? Are these genuine Russian jokes, or jokes inserted there by the CIA?

The question is why jokes were classified!

Isn't it obvious? All information can be used against you. So if the targeted entity knows what you're training your agents with to appear like natives citizens, you can change that context or create traps.

In other words, they were classified because they were in use by the CIA not due to being somehow special.

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#128

Makes me wonder, what jokes is the CIA not declassifying? Yes, this is a call for more Russian jokes.

Here's one. "A KGB general calls for urgent meeting, since there is proof that CIA top agent is sitting in the Central Committee of the Communist Party and there is important classified meeting going on there. But there is no clue who that might be. After short consideration, major Pronin is called into CCCP secret meeting. After a brief glance on participants, Proning says to general: "The guy in the second row, sixth chair is the one you are looking for". "How'd you know?" "I learned from Felix Dzerzhinsky himself that "Enemy is not sleeping"

Re: CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf]

#129

These jokes aren't bad. What is the story? Are these genuine Russian jokes, or jokes inserted there by the CIA?

Tough to say for certain, but probably real. Russian humor is... special.

Speaking of "kinds of humour", it is British humour that is special. Russian jokes are very similar to German, both nations share quite similar attitude in jokes.
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