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Regan was actually not bad at telling soviet jokes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSSRE27GQ0
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These jokes aren't bad. What is the story? Are these genuine Russian jokes, or jokes inserted there by the CIA?
OK, I need to add my favorite Russian joke here: A German and a Russian die. Neither has been the best person in their life, so they get sent down there. When they arrive in hell, the devil says, "Well, especially bad people have been dying lately, and we're all full up. I can only accept one of you, the other will go to purgatory and get a chance at redemption." He proposes a simple test of their human decency: Each…
OK, I need to add my favorite Russian joke here: A German and a Russian die. Neither has been the best person in their life, so they get sent down there. When they arrive in hell, the devil says, "Well, especially bad people have been dying lately, and we're all full up. I can only accept one of you, the other will go to purgatory and get a chance at redemption." He proposes a simple test of their human decency: Each…
An American tells a Russian that the United States is so free he can stand in front of the White House and yell, "To hell with Ronald Regan." The Russian replies, "That's nothing. I can stand in front of the Kremlin and yell, 'To hell with Ronald Regan,' too."
OK, I need to add my favorite Russian joke here: A German and a Russian die. Neither has been the best person in their life, so they get sent down there. When they arrive in hell, the devil says, "Well, especially bad people have been dying lately, and we're all full up. I can only accept one of you, the other will go to purgatory and get a chance at redemption." He proposes a simple test of their human decency: Each…
A Russian and an American bond in the afterlife while waiting to find out where they are headed. Eventually Satan shows up and says, "bad news, you both are going to hell, but you can choose Russian hell or American hell."
"What's the difference?" they ask.
'Well, says Satan. 'In American hell you have to eat a shovel load of shit once per day. The rest of your time is your own. In Russian hell you have to eat two shovel loads of shit, and the rest of your time is your own."
"That seems easy," says the American, "I choose American hell." And in a flash he is gone.
Years later, he finds a gap in the wall dividing the two hells and is able to talk to his Russian friend. 'Why on earth did you pick Russian hell? American hell is just great. We eat our shovel load of shit each day and then we're free to do what we want."
"Comrade," replies the Russian, "in Russian hell, most days there is no shit to eat, and when there is, there is no shovel."
Regan was actually not bad at telling soviet jokes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A
Perhaps he should have tried his hand at acting.
the monkey was alright, man. I always liked the ones with the monkey.
I like this one: An American tells a Russian that the United States is so free he can stand in front of the White House and yell, "To hell with Ronald Regan." The Russian replies, "That's nothing. I can stand in front of the Kremlin and yell, 'To hell with Ronald Regan,' too."
Regan was actually not bad at telling soviet jokes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minut...