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Reasons I Won’t Fund You

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Re: Reasons I Won’t Fund You

#21
I think when a startup is bootstrapped and gaining traction it's almost always the opposite nowadays,i.e. 22 reasons why I don't need your money.

Even for my teeny tiny startup (2008) I had several VCs calling us everyday wanting to invest. I really think if you're in a position where your on the VC's mercy for funding, it means your startup needs more work on the product.

Re: Reasons I Won’t Fund You

#22

Why can't an SAAS startup have 100% gross (not net) profit? Because they're paying $17 per year for their domain?

Someone wrote this deleted comment, which I started replying to:

> I'm having trouble envisioning what sort of SAAS startup's only operating cost is the price of their domain.

I understand that "operating costs" (also development costs) are deducted only from net, not gross profit?

In other words, if I buy a nail from a wholesaler for $0.25 and sell it to you for $1.00 I've made gross profit of $0.75 (because I subtract what I bought it for.) I thought my operating expenses weren't involved?

By that metric, if I buy a license to resell a "wholesaler's" ebook (proxy product) or software license for $1 and sell it to you for $5, that implies gross profit of $4 (or 80%).

On the other hand, if i had written the ebook or software myself and it costs me $0 to email it to you / email a license, I would make $5 gross profit ($5 from you plus $0 to generate a license key which I can do for free), yielding 100% gross profit.

Isn't that what these words mean?

btw since the comment had read "I'm having trouble imagining" and then got deleted, perhaps they did imagine some examples - could that poster share?

Re: Reasons I Won’t Fund You

#23
post #3

Every clickbait title is different. But. 22 Reasons THIS one will blow your mind.

give the guy his credit, though. he has been pretty active and blunt on funding related questions/topics, and to his credit, he started companies and successfully sold them. His sentences, and so on, are sometimes broken, but what he's trying to tell i think is somewhat solid.

See what he's trying to say, not how he's trying to say.

[edit: grammar]

Re: Reasons I Won’t Fund You

#24
> If you don’t take an amazing VP intro I give you. I’m out.

Um, MY personnel get to choose who comes into the company that they work at. Thanks.

This alone throws huge red flags about this investor.

I may have a million good reasons for rejecting your "stable boy". Number 1 is: he's a "stable boy". I have NEVER seen a "stable boy" cause anything but problems.

A truly amazing VP is probably already employed somewhere else and I have to crack him loose rather than worry about rejecting him.

Re: Reasons I Won’t Fund You

#25
post #24

> If you don’t take an amazing VP intro I give you. I’m out. Um, MY personnel get to choose who comes into the company that they work at. Thanks. This alone throws huge red flags about this investor. I may have a million good reasons for rejecting your "stable boy". Number 1 is: he's a "stable boy". I have NEVER seen a "stable boy" cause anything but problems. A truly amazing VP is probably already employed somewhere…

He said it was a dealbreaker to not take the intro to a recommended VP. He didn't say anything about hiring.

Re: Reasons I Won’t Fund You

#26

Number 12 surprised me given the number of billionaires that would've failed it. Most are hyperfocused and opinionated early on to the point they don't care who they piss off or destroy to dominate the market they're creating. He'll either get the ones that are consistently good on P.C./P.R. at the beginning or filter out the unicorns he might have gotten. That would be my guess based on what I've seen. How many unic…

Yeah, selecting for founders who are PC-compliant seems mildly retarded, to say the least. The charitable reading is that the guy has a way he wishes the world were, and is trying to impose that vision on people he funds; which I mean, go with god dude.

There's a huge difference between being able to speak nicely despite being a dick, and not being a dick.

I don't care if someone curses or is blunt about how they think something sucks, but one joke about how a certain person from sales who keeps bringing customers to hostess bars has a "nice but unfortunately expensive hobby", or to refer to engineers as "the autists", or to be glad that "the monkey is gone" when a black person leaves the room (all things I have heard from execs)... That does not show how bold and disruptive someone is, it just shows they are a terrible person. Maybe still a successful terrible person, but I still want nothing to do with people like that.

Re: Reasons I Won’t Fund You

#27
The irony here is that a lot VCs break these rules with either LPs or entrepreneurs: #1 can't see the future (herd behaviour), running VC as a lifestyle business rather than building a platform like a16z, NEA, YC, 500; #5 lack of understanding of the competition (or where they sit in the pecking order); #6 I wouldn't want to work for you (arrogant, or just not that sharp); #7 too slow/too late (slow or non responsive); #9 party round (I don't lead); #10 you pay your 1% on AUM with your 2% management fee; #14 on a fishing expedition with entrepreneurs without being upfront about it; #20 not being aggressive enough -- sitting around waiting for your network to drop deals in your lap #22 VC as a lifestyle business, living fat off your 2% management fee (>$100m funds).

Re: Reasons I Won’t Fund You

#28
> I don’t want you in the office 100 hours a week. Actually, I don’t even want you in the office 40 hours a week — I want you out with customers But when you’re home. When you’re out to dinner. When you’re relaxing at the beach. Even (sorry) when you’re with your family. I want you obsessing about your company.

My last startup we met with an angel investor who was like this. The money isn't worth it, we turned him down, and ended up going with someone more reasonable. Reasonable people attract connections and connections are great for your startup.

And we all did pretty well in the end... without all the unhealthy hyped-up stress caused by working for someone like this. Investors are your boss, make sure you like them. If you have a good idea, hell if you have just an OK idea and can execute... people will line up to give you money.

Re: Reasons I Won’t Fund You

#29

> I don’t want you in the office 100 hours a week. Actually, I don’t even want you in the office 40 hours a week — I want you out with customers But when you’re home. When you’re out to dinner. When you’re relaxing at the beach. Even (sorry) when you’re with your family. I want you obsessing about your company. My last startup we met with an angel investor who was like this. The money isn't worth it, we turned him do…

I dislike the majority of his post but most of the people I've known to achieve ''success'' at the highest levels spent years in this zone where they obsessed near 24/7 about their work. It sucks to write that family comes second to work. But if you want to build (and run) a billion dollar company, or become a neurosurgeon, or be a SEAL team commander - then, for awhile at least, it's probably true, and I'm not sure we do anyone any favors by pretending otherwise.

Re: Reasons I Won’t Fund You

#30
post #3

Every clickbait title is different. But. 22 Reasons THIS one will blow your mind.

I think this is an unfair characterisation of both the post and what is implied about its author.

I've followed Jason Lemkin for about a year (mostly on Quora) and he seems like a former successful SaaS entrepreneur trying to figure out the rules of SaaS as a VC (he also organises a major conference), and to share his experience with the world at large. A lot of the stuff he writes is not obvious to me and clearly based on lessons learnt the hard way.

Writing is hard and writing about a fuzzy subject (there are no "rules of business" beyond very broad generalisations) is even harder, especially when the opinions expressed are not going to be much appreciated by the target audience.

He happens to have picked the list format to note down his thoughts of the day. This is very different from clickbait spam.

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