Hi, kids! Oldster here. Y'all really need to quit with the "oh, $DEITY, I'm looking at the wrong end of 40 and I'll never work again!" Yes, you will. Yeah, give up that dream of game development (which you should have done anyway, regardless of age). Some brah with his half-assed "Uber for..." won't hire you, sure. But there are plenty of places that would love to have someone that comes in before noon, does the work…
(As a sidenote, the author just comes across as whiny because he's not treated as the special snowflake he really is. If you're so insulted by being asked to do FizzBuzz, then you ought to be able to knock it out in Brainfuck if required. But maybe you can't, eh, Mr. Hotshot?) I remember going through a phase, probably around my mid-20s, when I got quite insulted by being asked to do such simple tasks in interviews.…
Bing-m'f'ing-O, and you summarize better than I. If one has not only been around the block, but has worn ruts in the sidewalk, then you know exactly why you're being asked to write FizzBuzz. I was actually once asked to reverse a string. "Optimized for memory or speed?" was my response, not a feeling of insult. I guess when I think about it, thanks to your prompting, that's my actual complaint with the article.