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Aw...this makes me so sad. I need to fix my brain. Every time I see "static sites", I think "oh great, no dynamic server or client code, just static HTML/CSS for fast loading". If I'm going to have to undergo a "compile step" for my website, it's going to do something worthwhile, darn it.
I keep waiting for someone to write a program that consumes as input Markdown text and emits as output a pure HTML/CSS site literally like this http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/ except with the text from the Markdown file instead of swear words. Maybe it could even accept several Markdown files and make them into blog posts or something. If nobody else does I guess eventually I'll get fed up and build it myself…
git clone git@github.com:prettydiff/biddle.git
cd biddle
node biddle (parses the readme.md file to the terminal)
node biddle get http://example.com/document.md
node biddle markdown downloads/document.md
node biddle markdown downloads/document.md 60 (word wrap at 60 character width)