I've got a savings account. Interest on that baby is getting me upwards of 30 cents a month.
I know you're being facetious and your real-life investment portfolio likely looks much different but I need to say: Savings accounts are a terrible place to put your savings. If you have anything more than a couple thousand dollars, you can put it in a mutual fund and see several percent return on average, versus the fraction of the percent you can get from a savings account. In certain situations savings accounts c…
I'm currently getting ~3% on my savings account which is pulling in about $200 AUD a month.
That said, I am in the process of putting some of that in to a index fund (Vanguard).