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We do that because then we can mark the subthread off-topic, putting it much lower on the page. If we didn't detach it first, marking off-topic would only put it lower among its siblings. This originated as a technique for dealing with "topjacking", i.e. comments that are posted as a reply to the top comment, not because they're relevant replies but simply to be nearer the top of the page. Later, we realized it was u…
Those may only be mind numbing for you who have to go through it every day, I really enjoyed the first two pages. Couldn't imagine having to do the replies though - a suprisingly large number had been customised!
Ha! Well that made me laugh out loud.
Yes, we write all those comments by hand and often make a point of customizing them. I even plant little bits of entertainment in there sometimes (hopefully not at anyone's expense), on the theory that the hivemind enjoys tidbits of variety.