For the benefit of younger generations, here's everything you need to know about the pre-internet era: You didn't miss anything. Everything was strictly worse. Much, much worse. It makes me shudder to even think about any of it. Count yourselves lucky that you didn't have to live through those dark ages. If you ever feel the urge say something like "but the internet gave us mass surveillance", just stop and think wet…
...I'm sorry, I don't understand how that parable is supposed to make sense.