1. Don't go to law school. At least, not if it costs (your) money. 2. Don't be an asshole, even when people are assholes to you. 3. Stay for that 5th year of college. 4. Corporate loyalty isn't a thing, don't feel bad about looking for the next opportunity when you feel you're ready. 5. Go to the gym more, shithead. 6. Travel as much as you can. And after you have kids, keep going. 7. Stop swearing so much at the off…
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