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Imagine trying? Sir/Ma'am, I have done so. When boxed in-between the fearsome foursome--`bash`, `sed`, `awk`, and `emacs`--every problem involving tabular data (2D) is trivial. Hm, I'll give a shout-out to `sort` and `uniq`, too! When you go 3D, you might need to bring in `join`. But anyway, you'd use find ~/bin /usr/bin -mtime 1 -executable -type f -ls ..to provide `ls -la` output for every executable, ordinary file…
Most users do not find awk trivial. Most people basically use it for {print $colnum} when simple columns are available. PowerShell's integrated query syntax that you can patch into various things is a lot more consistent and reasonable. It is difficult to imagine volunteering people into a world of awk, sed and cut with good intentions in one's heart.
Forgive my being frank, please, but I think that given the context of this conversation, it's appropriate: Most users don't HAVE non-trivial problems!
There aren't features in sed nor awk, nor regular expressions in general that weren't put there for some specific reason in the past.
When you wield your shell, well, you wield a tool honed through the ages by people who think like you! Do so with pride! :)