> The controller could be re-enabled from a lower level, etc
In a managed environment you could do it via the BIOS trivially, which is most likely locked as well. I mean, glueing the ports is especially stupid. You can chip glue off with your fingers or a key. If you're doing physical things to the PC, you'd most likely just remove the USB header from the mb and call it a day. Pop-open the case the case, remove it, bend down the pins, or cut it and go about your business. Messing with stuff that takes 60 minutes to cure is ridiculous. Ignoring the OS security policy is ridiculous. Ignoring BIOS controls is ridiculous. Ignoring how security is handled in managed environments is ridiculous.
It would take two minutes for a stoned teenager to pop-open the case and plug in his own USB connector into the header in this scenario. Less time for a determined attacker.
I imagine some middle-manager asshole asked for a piece of plastic to block the panel to make it 'look nice and remind people they're blocked' and some paper-pusher took it as "OMG THEY GLUED THE PORTS TO STOP HACKERS" He was just ignorant of how IT security is really done.
I think its obvious HN is mostly web-devs, not sysadmins or security people if stuff like this is widely believed and comments contrary to it get instant 'disagree downvotes.' If you think the NSA and the DoD just glue ports instead of doing real security, then I don't know what to say here.