Live data from Hacker News

Confirmed: Walmart buys Jet.com for $3B in cash

techcrunch.com

121–130 of 268 posts

Re: Confirmed: Walmart buys Jet.com for $3B in cash

#121
post #79
post #57

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Walmart.com is a pretty big user of Scalia already

Clojure as well, e.g.: http://blog.cognitect.com/blog/2015/6/30/walmart-runs-clojur... They're pretty language agnostic from what I've heard, not always in a good way.

Could you expand on this a bit? Does that mean that they don't have a common set of internal libraries?

Re: Confirmed: Walmart buys Jet.com for $3B in cash

#122
post #33

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Great question. The answer is the same for all of them: roughly 0. Jet's last valuation was $1.6bn and it was, and continues to, burn cash like crazy. Investors aren't dumb, they see that. So they add a terms to their investment whereby they guarantee a return on their investment. For a company that needs hundreds of millions of dollars and is trying to beat Amazon? Let's say 3x. That means that if I put in $100m dol…

If no employees get anything, why wouldn't they organize and threaten to quit together (leaving Walmart buying the name, a founder or two and some technology with nobody to run it) to try to stop the deal? Isn't the whole idea of accepting 1/2 salary at a start-up because of your glorious equity? Whenever I hear about these "deals" where employees end up with nothing or close to nothing, I wonder what they are thinki…

What you just described is basically unionization.

Re: Confirmed: Walmart buys Jet.com for $3B in cash

#123

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Very much napkin math, take with salt: $3b purchase price + $300m in Walmart options The company raised $500-800m at at least a $1b valuation, no idea on later round(s), seem less reported, maybe a downish round? Investor liquidation preference guarantees investors get their money back 1x or 2x or 3x or whatever (assuming they don't lose all of it). So if they raised at a $1b valuation, sell for $3b, a 2x preference…

> $10m is probably best case scenario (after taxes, you can afford a pretty nice place in the Bay Area and have some left over) That's an extreme overstatement - a 'pretty nice place' in the bay area would cost in the $1M range, maybe $2M if you have a pretty jaded view of 'pretty nice'. > you just made a million bucks, which will be about 700k after taxes. More like 500K - 39.6% federal and up to 12% CA state tax.

Jet isn't even located in the Bay Area, so comparing to Bay Area housing is sort of irrelevant (the exception being housing in NYC is close in cost to that in the Bay). Their headquarters are in New Jersey, so a good number of them could probably find fancy houses in NYC or nearby.

Re: Confirmed: Walmart buys Jet.com for $3B in cash

#125
Walmart easily owes over 3 billion in taxes every year. There is a tiny almost non existent chance they will get a return as profit. However there is a 99.999% chance they get jet.com for free when they write it off as a complete loss in 2 years. If nothing else they get a valuable 3 letter domain name for nothing.

Re: Confirmed: Walmart buys Jet.com for $3B in cash

#127
post #50

Earlier quoted context omitted.

It ain't HN without some good ol' cynicism.

It's what makes HN so great. Even the original Dropbox "Show HN" pitch was agressively cynical about it; "I can do the same thing with a linux box and some scripts...", etc.

Often this is just arrogance but sometimes big leaps get done that way. What if Wozniak hadn't been arrogant enough to think that he in his spare time and alone could build a better desktop computer than anything that's on the market?

Re: Confirmed: Walmart buys Jet.com for $3B in cash

#128

Walmart easily owes over 3 billion in taxes every year. There is a tiny almost non existent chance they will get a return as profit. However there is a 99.999% chance they get jet.com for free when they write it off as a complete loss in 2 years. If nothing else they get a valuable 3 letter domain name for nothing.

[deleted]

Re: Confirmed: Walmart buys Jet.com for $3B in cash

#129
post #98
post #77

Earlier quoted context omitted.

I'll never understand remarks like that. The people who can put together something with similar functionality to Dropbox are by far in the minority. It's like having access to tons of scrap and be able to weld and dismissing metal bed frames because "I can do the same thing with some welding and scraps". Also the claim that it would eliminate my need for a USB drive was 100% on point.

"No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame."[0] [0] https://slashdot.org/story/01/10/23/1816257/apple-releases-i...

Raise your hand if you have iTunes ...

Raise your hand if you have a FireWire port ...

Raise your hand if you have both ...

Raise your hand if you have $400 to spend on a cute Apple device ...

There is Apple's market. Pretty slim, eh? I don't see many sales in the future of iPod.

Re: Confirmed: Walmart buys Jet.com for $3B in cash

#130
post #33

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Great question. The answer is the same for all of them: roughly 0. Jet's last valuation was $1.6bn and it was, and continues to, burn cash like crazy. Investors aren't dumb, they see that. So they add a terms to their investment whereby they guarantee a return on their investment. For a company that needs hundreds of millions of dollars and is trying to beat Amazon? Let's say 3x. That means that if I put in $100m dol…

If no employees get anything, why wouldn't they organize and threaten to quit together (leaving Walmart buying the name, a founder or two and some technology with nobody to run it) to try to stop the deal? Isn't the whole idea of accepting 1/2 salary at a start-up because of your glorious equity? Whenever I hear about these "deals" where employees end up with nothing or close to nothing, I wonder what they are thinki…

When Myspace got bought by News Corp, some employees got almost nothing(people who came from intermix) and some got nothing(people who join myspace directly). Lots of employees left afterwards. There's a book about the whole deal called "Stealing Myspace".
Post reply on HN