>Tesla can't successfully avoid a stationary guardrail or a turning semi
It can. The problem wasn't that. The problem was that it wasn't able to differentiate the color properly and thought nothing was there. There's more info in Tesla's blog post. And it's not like it is an unsurmountable problem that is leading to accidents everywhere. It was an edge case and will probably be sorted out.
>massively premature to suggest that there's anything like a driverless future
I really think that's a very harsh opinion. And you're asserting this opinion on many intelligent people working towards a difficult solution. Thousands of people have used auto pilot without any problems and many lives were probably saved (consider if they were driving normal cars instead of self driving ones?)
>There's just too many variables on our roads and the stakes are too high.
Nobody is disagreeing with you on that. That's the reason it already took so long. Self driving cars first appeared in 2005 if not earlier [0]. And remember all of self driving is mostly a software problem, which greatly reduced iteration time for new developments unlike electronic or mechanical revisions.
>25 years away IMO
Funny how people predict things. Ray Kurzweil predicts AGI (general Artificial Intelligence) to arrive before the year 2045, 4 years after you say we get self driving cars. I'm not going to argue with you on that number since we probably have different opinions on what constitute self driving cars. Just so you know, I predict we'll have fully self driving cars on the road (with humans in them) in 5 years.
>Remember 25 years ago, cars weren't super different from today
Please tell me you're kidding. [1][2]
>Self driving cars are pretty much unicorns
At least those unicorns are achievable and people are trying towards achieving it rather than give up.
[0]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA_Grand_Challenge#2005_Gra...
[1]http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a11201/why-cars-are-saf...
[2]http://www.iihs.org/iihs/sr/statusreport/article/50/1/1