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Why did you feel the need to deride someone for simply expressing their opinion? Do you think it helps the discussion?
I meant no disrespect. The horse poop outside was a metaphor for side effects. During my brief exploration of Haskell, I went to great lengths to avoid dealing with side effects, and when I couldn't avoid them, the pure functional solutions were pretty painful to learn.
I don't believe you.