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Re: Ask HN: Cool Things You've Done (Brag Thread)

#91
I initially opened this thread with trepidation, as I don't generally like bragging (from others or myself). However, I find myself quite enjoying the responses.

It's reaffirming to read of these abilities and how they were NOT sidelined by mainstream or environmental pressures.

I became friends in college with a fellow who is one of the brightest people I've ever met. And a great "explainer" and story-teller, to boot. His grades suffered at times, and he nearly left once or twice, because he was so simply and totally into his own interests (some very technical) as opposed to some of what was going on in the classes.

Half his life some, particularly conventional people might call "a mess". On the other hand, he's an engineer on the CMS at CERN.

As for myself, I was considered very bright, but struggled -- mostly with conventional social settings and also with very heightened sensitivity to environmental stimuli. (E.g. I can't tune out neighboring noise; my brain doesn't filter it from my attention.). A couple of physical injuries with chronic after-effects sidelined me for a long time. (Injury I can deal with. Having no recourse against chronic symptoms is something else.)

Nonetheless, I've had my moments. Such as pretty much single handedly converting a billion dollar cost accounting system from a hard coded legacy environment to instead interface with an underfunded SAP implementation.

Pretty much ALL the inputs changed. Things were handed "over the wall" from the SAP implementation with no negotiation and very little in the way of instruction. No one taught me a thing nor provided me any tools or budget beyond my salary. The method proposed by "the other side" of the wall would not have worked at all. So, I rolled my own.

It worked. It worked when raw, detailed order records replaced summary reports the manufacturing facilities used to provide (leaving me to processed multiple hundreds of MB of essentially raw data with product identifiers floating anywhere within a free form text field supporting any number of simultaneous and varying data points). It worked when headcount was reduced from four, for a while five, people down to just me.

Not only did it work, it became much more accurate and full-proof.

I like reading here how other people simply did things that were "impossible" or certainly not expected. And that it's not a matter of somehow placing oneself into some "abnormal state of being". It's who you are, and getting done what interests you and/or needs to be done.

I still don't fit in to mainstream society. I burned out, hard-time, in my last job mostly fighting an environment of distraction and complacency. Reading other stories here provides a small boost; there are other people who "make it" being something other than conventional. And by "make it", I mean in their own eyes, as opposed to someone else's measure.

Somehow, for me its been a difficult and necessary lesson that a lot of convention is a straight-jacket for bright people, and that criticism that is leveled against them is often hypocritical and self-serving even while it is espoused as being "for their good".

P.S. Even when such criticism and suggestions are well meant, they may simply not fit. Trying too hard to please or accommodate the other person becomes self-destructive.

Re: Ask HN: Cool Things You've Done (Brag Thread)

#92
* I never graduated college but somehow ended up working for google

* I survived and kept a roof over 3 kids and a wife while only making 10'000 one year. (in USA) --- Did the same with 4-5 kids while technically homeless and out of work.

* I'm raising 5 amazing children with an incredible wife

* I've taught myself C, Java, Perl, PHP, ASP, Erlang, Lisp, HTML, CSS, Javascript

* I'm a born again christian (Actually the thing I'm most proud of although I know not impressive to some, But it is a brag thread so I'm including it.)

Re: Ask HN: Cool Things You've Done (Brag Thread)

#93
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Earlier quoted context omitted.

Who are you doing the Msc with? (Im currently doing mine with the OU and I got the impression your doing the same?)

Birkbeck, University of London. They're got a couple of great professors and a few not-so-good ones. The great ones more than make up for the others and it's probably no surprise that their subjects also interest me the most. I should be graduating this year (or maybe it's next year?), my project proposal is being reviewed and exams are in about 7 weeks time.

> They're got a couple of great professors and a few not-so-good ones.

Heh, ain't that always the way.

Good luck with those exams!

Re: Ask HN: Cool Things You've Done (Brag Thread)

#95
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I didn't read the word "Examples:" for a second and thought those were all your accomplishments until I read [Insert Title]. Was about to just quit and go home lol.

I believed the first one (7 continents) and paused on the second (Olympic gold medal). I never knew Michael Phelps used HN! (I'm glad I'm not the only one who made this mistake)

Re: Ask HN: Cool Things You've Done (Brag Thread)

#96

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Are you serious? Please tell both of those stories.

Yes, with a bit of exaggeration. My friend is not a laureate, but was a key part of the organization that shared the peace Nobel about 15 years ago. He went along to help pick it up. He received a personal memento, a small medallion. He tells a good story of talking to a small dapper Norwegian man at the reception and finally asking him what he did. "I'm the King", was the response. They went out celebrating afterwar…

That cracks me up - probably because I took drinking too seriously for many years. I can at least imagine people in that situation. I guess it's kinda sad but also fun to have won and misplaced something that serious.

That actually happenend to someone I went to high school with - he wasn't so lucky but after several surgeries he just kinda looks like a hard ass. You're definitely lucky.

Re: Ask HN: Cool Things You've Done (Brag Thread)

#97
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I once saved a five year old from drowning in six feet of water. Boiling water. While naked. (OK, technically speaking ~45C, not boiling.)

How has no one else asked what happened yet? Why was there a 5 year old in 6 feet of water? Why were you (or the 5 year old?) naked at the time?

Re: Ask HN: Cool Things You've Done (Brag Thread)

#100
* Bought my first house at 21 (Not outright, but I was the only one of my friends at the time near owning a home).

* Skipped college and immediately started working full-time ... for myself. Nothing beats not having a boss to answer to.

* Ranked a German company between #1-3 in Google.de for 19/20 very competitive keywords (Work I was proud of).

* Web & print design for several top musicians (Work I was proud of too).

I enjoyed reading all of you're accomplishments. Keep it up :)

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