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I suspect you're being downvoted because you've described every piece of technology ever created.
Or the "HAHAHA. YES! So much this." part. Though I can't down vote so I wouldn't know.
I just think that some people are getting excited about reviving the SAN. I don't think everyone realises or is familiar with the pain running NFS on distributed or non distributed infrastructure can cause, when used for the wrong use cases... Yes my comment was a bit of a joke too.