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Does it match _all_ the criteria above?
Wow.... What a sense of entitlement. You ask HN a question and then jump down a commenters throat for potentially not meeting ALL of your requirements (Some of which are not clear at all or, at least with the information you provided, don't make sense at all: templates without code in them aren't templates, they are static HTML pages...). Laravel is a great suggestion and has been made multiple times in this thread,…
The reason why I added "templates without code" is because I have seen too much abuse of php code in templates to even consider doing that again.
While you are probably right that there might not be (but who knows for sure...) one framework that meets all the criteria, it is still worthwhile to ask the community for suggestions.