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Can you or someone else "explain to me like I'm five" why faster-than-light travel violates causality?
Effectively, the speed of light is the rate at which Cause and Effect propagate through the universe. The speed of light isn't an intrinsic property of light, it just so happens that light travels that fast and it was the first thing we were able to measure that was traveling at the limit. If you were traveling at FTL velocities, you would effectively get there before you left.
Granted I believe that doing so would probably involve bending space/time so that your actual position was in the new frame.