Here's my way: An enormous particle accelerator. Shoot electrons into space in vast quantities until the whole earth becomes so highly charged it blows itself to pieces.
Shooting electrons out gets harder and harder as you go since you're counteracting an ever increasing positive charge from the Earth. Besides, on a uniformly conductive sphere (which admittedly the Earth is not at the crust but probably is near the mantle and core), excess charge distributes over the surface, so only the top layer of the Earth would get blown off (along with your accelerator).
Sure. This is fantasy of course - my accelerator is powerful enough to handle it.
> excess charge distributes over the surface
Yes. The plan is to put the accelerator in a hole so it can tap into all the electrons that are hiding below the surface (since the surface would be depleted of electrons). As the surface is blown away it would dig itself deeper.
It wouldn't blow itself to pieces like a bomb in a move, but rather as giant chunks fling themself into space chasing the electrons I've shot there.
I like my plan because I think it's the most energy efficient one out there that is actually theoretically possible today (i.e. doesn't require new physics).