Earlier quoted context omitted.
Yes, tabarnak has a verb form: "Je vais t'en tabarnaker une si tu continues." e.g. "I will (provide you violently) a punch you if you continue." tabarnaker: to do with violence
Neat! I didn't know! Your Wiktionary needs you! https://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/tabarnaker But that does sound interchangeable with câlisse, then, isn't it? You can't say "je vais te tabarnaker" avec le même sens qu'avec "câlisser" (sans les mots "en" et "une", je veux dire).
"Je vais t'en calisser une si tu continues"
also appropriate is
"Je vais t'en crisser une si tu continues"
Tabarnaker is very funny though and not commonly used in that way, although people would understand it would be weird.