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Finally: Brainfuck is ready for the mainframe/enterprise

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Finally: Brainfuck is ready for the mainframe/enterprise

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After a long hack-session I finally got a Brainfuck interpreter written in COBOL working (https://www.vanheusden.com/misc/blog/2016-05-19_brainfuck_cobol_intp.php ). So you can finally run your Brainfuck programs on your COBOL enabled mainframe! (e.g. ibm esa/390, tandem nonstop, etc) If you don't want an interpreted code, you can use this program https://www.vanheusden.com/misc/blog/2016-05-19_brainfuck_cobol_compiler.php instead which translates/compiles the Brainfuck code to COBOL code.

Re: Finally: Brainfuck is ready for the mainframe/enterprise

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Everyone else can now go and put away their toy languages!

Why is a straightforward joke being down voted? Obviously I'm not really saying to not use any other languages. The wiki page on Brainfuck even says itself "is not intended for practical use, but to challenge and amuse programmers."

Re: Finally: Brainfuck is ready for the mainframe/enterprise

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post #6

Everyone else can now go and put away their toy languages!

Why is a straightforward joke being down voted? Obviously I'm not really saying to not use any other languages. The wiki page on Brainfuck even says itself "is not intended for practical use, but to challenge and amuse programmers."

Okay, I just discovered all jokes are bad on HN. It would have been nice to discover that sooner.

Re: Finally: Brainfuck is ready for the mainframe/enterprise

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

Why is a straightforward joke being down voted? Obviously I'm not really saying to not use any other languages. The wiki page on Brainfuck even says itself "is not intended for practical use, but to challenge and amuse programmers."

Okay, I just discovered all jokes are bad on HN. It would have been nice to discover that sooner.

Bunch of grumps here.
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