Atlassian has a sales staff. Atlassian has a sales staff. Atlassian has a sales staff. Atlassian employs many people whose job it is to be on the phone all day with potential customers. This is just marketing. Take it with a grain of salt.
What's with the hate?
A lot of them are hurting actual entrepreneurs in the trench and the parent is doing the good work of nipping this one in the bud early.