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I'm a fucking webmaster

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Re: I'm a fucking webmaster

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Plx 2 add webmaster@nerdnorth.com in footer khtnxbye Seriously though, I loved reading this. Thank you!

Hahaha. A few other folks have mentioned that too. Updated! Have you seen http://tomstrucking.net yet? ;)

Yes, I find the lack of under construction signs and badly alpha blended gifs disturbing! ;o)

(By which I mean: it's a thing of beauty!)

Re: I'm a fucking webmaster

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I love nostalgia posts. I think all of us who were "webmasters" all have a differed "what we are now", but if everything didn't start this way for me, I don't think I'd be doing what I am doing today regardless.

I remember making a ball bounce in Flash with some elasticity and people wanted it on their website no matter what their website was about. The 90's were such strange times. "Can you put that bouncing ball on my site?" I guess, but I'm not sure what it has to do with carpet cleaning....

I still get asked to disable the right mouse button, add background music, a counter, or make something blink or scroll, and every now and then... an animated gif (usually of a U.S. flag).

Luckily I've been doing this long enough now to say, no, please don't do this to yourself or your business. You've spent too much money and too much time to throw it all away with a tiny design disaster. But they insist. Ohhhh they insist.

Re: I'm a fucking webmaster

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I can empathize with the message of this essay because I feel like it reflects the roots of my career, but I wouldn't share this with anyone I know because there is so much unnecessary cursing in this that gives it a really immature feel. You can totally get the message of this across without the crass language. It only detracts, not helps, in my opinion. I'm saying this as someone who swears a lot, too.

Disagree. For emphasis on the power of being a "webmaster" AND to capture what that meant in the cultural vernacular of various pipsqueaks who claimed that title when it was a thing, you could do little better than a qualifier like "fucking" or "motherfucking" or "goddamn". You could for instance, write this with a theme embodied like, "I am webmaster, hear me roar" or "webmaster of my domain or something", but I think you are simply sanitizing the ego-boosting high and kind of crass thinking that often came with discovering that particular power, at that particular time. For an ancient courtier who discovered how he can manipulate the realm, you could probably expect a much more refined if still ego-laden expression of that power.

Re: I'm a fucking webmaster

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Props for the blinking font.

Had to do it with CSS because is no longer supported! ;)

Definitely my favourite bit. I had to view source and figure out how you did it. Just like I did the first time around mid-90s.

.. which ended up being the whole point.

Re: I'm a fucking webmaster

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I can empathize with the message of this essay because I feel like it reflects the roots of my career, but I wouldn't share this with anyone I know because there is so much unnecessary cursing in this that gives it a really immature feel. You can totally get the message of this across without the crass language. It only detracts, not helps, in my opinion. I'm saying this as someone who swears a lot, too.

Disagree. For emphasis on the power of being a "webmaster" AND to capture what that meant in the cultural vernacular of various pipsqueaks who claimed that title when it was a thing, you could do little better than a qualifier like "fucking" or "motherfucking" or "goddamn". You could for instance, write this with a theme embodied like, "I am webmaster, hear me roar" or "webmaster of my domain or something", but I thi…

It doesn't read that way to me, it just reads as an adjective to make the article more "shocking" and illustrate the role of a webmaster to appear more against the grain of our little IT/startup world.

I think the rest of the essay does a great job of explaining why and how webmasters were so important and how they were/are the ultimate problem solver. No ego boosting qualifiers necessary.

Re: I'm a fucking webmaster

#27
The link to the "Sporks" website is hilarious, it even has an order form for "sporks gear":

> Do not do this. There are no shirts. This site is 20 years old. What's wrong with you?

https://www.spork.org/spork-gear.shtml

And this anti-IE site has some nice badges we can still add to our websites:

http://toastytech.com/evil/buttons.html

Re: I'm a fucking webmaster

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Hahaha. A few other folks have mentioned that too. Updated! Have you seen http://tomstrucking.net yet? ;)

Yes, I find the lack of under construction signs and badly alpha blended gifs disturbing! ;o) (By which I mean: it's a thing of beauty!)

Oooh. I definitely need to add an under construction gif.

Re: I'm a fucking webmaster

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I can empathize with the message of this essay because I feel like it reflects the roots of my career, but I wouldn't share this with anyone I know because there is so much unnecessary cursing in this that gives it a really immature feel. You can totally get the message of this across without the crass language. It only detracts, not helps, in my opinion. I'm saying this as someone who swears a lot, too.

Why are you worried people will think you're immature for sharing something interesting that has cursing in it? Immaturity is to be distracted by fuck to the point where you take to the comments and only contribute that you empathize before policing their chosen form of expression.
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