Left-pad as a service

While very useful SaaS, I always use the tweet package manager from http://require-from-twitter.github.io/

I don't think this is enterprise ready. And I am not sure that they are able to scale their service. Left padding is serious business.

What about splitting left and pad in two microservices?

Hahaha - isn't it hysterical how everyone using npm for small reusable code pieces! Aren't they morons! How stupid of people to trust their package manager to be consistent and correct and return packages they were expecting.

How stupid of people to reuse small often used functions that only do one thing well.

How does everyone taking the piss intend to protect themselves from this in their OS package manager, or PPM or composer or pip?

It's not javascript devs fault that the standard library is so piss poor you need these short code snippets and I've definitely included small 5-10 line packages via npm or other package managers rather than roll my own because it's likely they have bug fixes I haven't considered. I can also use npm to share these snippets between the many projects I'm building.

* No I wasn't affected by this because I review the packages that I want to include, however the level of smugness here is absolutely ridiculous.

The try in browser fails with an unexpected token syntax error. Do you accept PRs?