On a more serious note, I think that the use of the word "significant" to mean "the effect is reasonably likely to exist by some standard" should be abolished.
Webster's 1913 dictionary says:
> Deserving to be considered; important; momentous; as, a significant event.
Statisticians don't use "significant" to mean important at all -- they use it to mean "I could detect it". This is bad when someone publishes a paper saying "I found that some drug significantly reduces such-and-such" -- this could just mean that they did a HUGE study and found that the drug reliably had some completely unimportant effect. It's much worse when it's negated, though. Think about all the headlines that say that some treatment "did not have a significant effect". This is basically meaningless. I could do a study finding that exercise has no significant effect on fitness, for example, by making the study small enough.
A good friend of mine suggested that statisticians replace "significant" with "discernible". So next time someone does a small study, they might find that "eating fat had no discernible effect on weight gain", and perhaps readers would then ask the obvious question, which is "how hard did you look?".
This would also help people doing very good research make less wishy-washy conclusions. For example, suppose that "vaccines have no discernible effect on autism rates". This is probably true in a number of studies, but it's the wrong analysis. If researchers who did these studies had to state the conclusions in a silly manner like that, maybe they'd find a more useful analysis to do.
Hint: doing big studies just so you can fail to find an effect is nonsensical. Instead, do big studies so you can put a tight upper bound on the effect. Don't tell me that vaccines don't have a significant (or discernible) effect on autism. Tell me that, with 99.9% confidence, you have ruled out the possibility that vaccines have caused more than ten autism cases in the entire history of vaccines, and that, most likely, they've caused no cases whatsoever (or whatever the right numbers are).
Edit: fixed an insignificant typo.