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Ask HN: Who wants to be hired? (March 2016)

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Re: Ask HN: Who wants to be hired? (March 2016)

#131
Location: Romania

Remote: yes, preferably

Willing to relocate: yes

Technologies: PHP (Zend, Symfony), Python (Django, Flask), MySQL, PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB, Javascript (vanilla, jQuery), CSS, HTML5

Résumé/CV: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wZ3zZ0OEWVbqjAKfJVjlnVY0...

Email: mbodea@gmail.co

Full stack developer with 10+ years of web development, I would love getting exposure to machine learning applications.

Re: Ask HN: Who wants to be hired? (March 2016)

#132

I'm the best coder that can convert traffic you have ever met. I was patio11-ing before patio11 even registered his user name. If you hire me your company will make so much money, it's incredible. You're growth/conversion rates will be so high. I'm the strongest at conversion rates. A/B tests, multivariate testing. I've run profitable ad campaigns on five continents. I self-funded those campaigns. I built a beautiful…

I thought if this kind of strategy works to win a presidential nomination, it would work to get a job.

Let's see what happens.

Re: Ask HN: Who wants to be hired? (March 2016)

#133
Location: Mexico

Remote: Yes

Willing to relocate: Probably

Technologies: Ruby, Swift, PostgreSQL, Redis, iOS, Linux

Résumé/CV: https://www.dropbox.com/s/giq4r5qbz7vayfv/Gustavo-Barron-Pri...

email: hello@gustavobarron.com

I only listed my preferred technologies as of now. But consider me a full stack developer with over 10 years of experience, going from plumbing in the backend to frontend. To be honest I would love to work more on iOS with Swift. But still willing to go and do devops/backend stuff.

Re: Ask HN: Who wants to be hired? (March 2016)

#134

I'm the best coder that can convert traffic you have ever met. I was patio11-ing before patio11 even registered his user name. If you hire me your company will make so much money, it's incredible. You're growth/conversion rates will be so high. I'm the strongest at conversion rates. A/B tests, multivariate testing. I've run profitable ad campaigns on five continents. I self-funded those campaigns. I built a beautiful…

I thought if this kind of strategy works to win a presidential nomination, it would work to get a job. Let's see what happens.

Also curious if this approach works.

Re: Ask HN: Who wants to be hired? (March 2016)

#135
Location: Guangzhou, China (Originally from Thailand, might go back)

Remote: yes

Willing to relocate: no

Technologies: Professional experiences with Clojure, Ruby and Rails, JavaScript, PostgreSQL, Redis, Ansible, RabbitMQ, Docker, Java. Picking up Node.js and React as a hobby through ClojureScript. Willing to try Elixir and Go.

Résumé/CV: https://visibletrap.github.io/

Email: nuttanart.p@gmail.com

Working as a software developer for 7 years. First 2 years with Java, 5 more years with Ruby and Rails and half of the time last year using Clojure. Have been working remotely for the past 2 years.

Almost full-stack except UI design and CSS work. Love all the backend works. Have experiences with automate server provisioning, system monitoring, deployment pipeline, performance tuning, data processing, mid-scale refactoring, web api, multiple services system, client-side app.

Doing TDD for 6 years, know how to apply it practically. Striving for simple design software. Love clean code and maintainability but do understand fast feedback loop, business urgency need and getting things done.

Ideally want to continue working with Clojure and ClojureScript but Ruby, Elixir and Go work as well

Re: Ask HN: Who wants to be hired? (March 2016)

#136
I do not have the experience you are looking for [Jedi wave]. I am a professionally-unproven programmer with a highly exceptional work ethic. Recently completed my MS and have 4 years of experience in the medical diagnostics industry, as well as ~12 years of experience working in a range of jobs including newspaper sales, retail, audio/video technician, and lab technician.

I have never had a "professional challenge" that was actually a challenge. I am notorious for setting my goals 10-20% higher than those set by management and completing them with flying colors. I am looking for a great group of people who have the mentality of "I've never done this before, awesome!"

Fun fact: I taught myself how to drive at the age of 14.

Location: San Diego, CA

Remote: Open to remote, but not preferred.

Willing to relocate: Yes!

Technologies: Python (Numpy, Biopython, Pandas, Scikit-Learn), Java, Hadoop (MapReduce, Hive, Pig, Spark, HBase), MySQL, R. Also familiar with Javascript, HTML, and CSS.

Résumé/CV: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0EK2ujkpz6PeDcyZHJVeEFEQlk...

Email: brentmkey@gmail.com

Re: Ask HN: Who wants to be hired? (March 2016)

#137
Location: Washington State

Remote: yes

Willing to relocate: no

Technologies: Clojure, AWS, Elasticsearch, RabbitMQ, Docker

Resume: I don't want to post this publicly, but it is availble on request. My github account is http://github.com/hiredman

Email: hiredman@thelastcitadel.com

I worked on distributed email processing (archiving, and indexing) systems for the last five years as part of a remote team. The system was written in Clojure and largely ran on ec2.

Re: Ask HN: Who wants to be hired? (March 2016)

#138
Location: Columbus, OH

Remote: Yes

Willing to relocate: Yes

Technologies: Not technical, I am a graduating business student majoring in Accounting and Economics. Looking for roles that fit those skills. I'd be most interested in positions in finance and operations.

Résumé/CV: Email me.

Email: kasmith@bgsu.edu

Basically I am looking for an interesting full time job working at a startup or technology company in some business role.

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