As this entire thread has pointed out, the law makes no sense at all here. So you might as well say "Congratulations! You're going to jail! And I don't have to tell you why!" because none of the details matter anyway.
This is the spot we've reached through legislative meddling, and your best bet is either to be a good little consumer and don't make waves or do what you want and don't get caught. Neither of those seem to make a lot of sense in the long run.
So yes, congrats. It's jail for you -- but not for Google. Because they're Google, and you, well, you're not. You'd just better be happy we don't find out about you rooting your cellphone last year. Good grief.
ADD: I know you meant well, and I appreciated the tag, but there was something I didn't like about your comment. Now I know what it is. By making this a big deal, you're increasing the likelihood that this poor schmuck becomes the next "example" some federal prosecutor decides to make. It's not your fault, but it still sucks. Let's hope that doesn't happen.