Earlier quoted context omitted.
If the computer on the public Internet responds to a standard HTTP request, it has explicitly authorized my access to whatever information it sent me.
Your request wouldn't be 'standard', it would be deliberately malformed to bypass a paywall. You guys are performing linguistic gymnastics to get around that fact.
> Likewise, implementations are encouraged not to use the product tokens of other implementations in order to declare compatibility with them, as this circumvents the purpose of the field. If a user agent masquerades as a different user agent, recipients can assume that the user intentionally desires to see responses tailored for that identified user agent, even if they might not work as well for the actual user agent being used.
That sure sounds like impersonating other user agents is allowed, but not encouraged. That is a clear distinction from being malformed.