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I'm getting to a point where I may have to save my "Phabricator promotional rant" as a text expansion of some sort. It's a prime example of people not looking hard enough. People don't want just code hosting otherwise GitHub and friends wouldn't have extra features.. So Phabricator lives out in "project management software land" and no one looking for a good GitHub alternative seems to find it... Meanwhile it's blood…
What are the high points of Phabricator? I'm reading the landing page, but the terribly self-deprecating style makes it hard to find the actual pain-point solutions buried within.
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