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But that's the most important thing, isn't it? Being able to compile and run your code? I mean, the English language sure isn't popular for its intrinsic merits either, but here we are.
Sure, but in a way C is the JavaScript of systems programming languages, in a deep need of a "The Good Parts" book as well.
Conversely, JavaScript's failures are not because of the wide variety of architectures that it supports (a tiny fraction of C's), but instead on the monolithic and bad design of the language. If you read "The C Programming Language", you'll realize that in the ~240 pages of text, you know basically every feature of the language. It's small, and it's elegant, and it's portable. JavaScript is none of those.