If HN ever wanted to make some money, I would be glad to pay to not have to see articles like this one. Seriously though, the article is pretty good -- I can feel the stickiness of the jizz on his keyboard.
When I saw the word "jizz" I wasn't sure whether I was reading a comment on Reddit or HN.
(If this were Reddit, I would have said "fuck yer". Actually I wouldn't have... but someone would have.)