It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation To call upon a neighbour and to say: -- "We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight, Unless you pay us cash to go away." And that is called asking for Dane-geld, And the people who ask it explain That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld And then you'll get rid of the Dane! It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look impo…
That story is absurd, considering that a lot of modern diplomacy is essentially deciding how much Dane-geld you should pay to appease America, Russia, or (insert your regional power here), and how much you could expect in return for promising that you will not pay the Dane-geld to the other side.
If you don't play, you end up like North Korea, ever so proud for their fierce independence, cut off from everyone else.
I find this cute tale, from a subject of the British Empire, doubly insulting. If you are powerful and you can extract Dane-geld from others, fine, but stop insinuating that other people pay Dane-geld because they're stupid.