Hi, I am Janne Koschinski, a 19 year old female Computer Science Student from Kiel, Germany.
I don’t know who you think I am, but this is the most ridiculous claim I’ve ever heard.
Proof of not being this "alex" here: http://i.imgur.com/G7qo5qn.jpg
Thanks for giving me a laugh in my math lecture, though.
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Now for the legal part:
Dear Sir or Madam,
If you are represented by legal council, please redirect this message to your attorney immediately and have your attorney notify me of such representation.
You are hereby directed to
CEASE AND DESIST ALL DEFAMATION OF MY CHARACTER AND REPUTATION, AND CEASE AND DESIST PUBLISHING ANY CLAIMS I WOULD HAVE ANY CONNECTION TO "Watch People Code", or "Dan", OR THAT I AM IN ANY WAY CONNECTED TO OR INVOLVED IN ILLEGAL OR IMMORAL ACTIVITIES
Additionally I demand that you provide me with prompt written assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from aforementioned actions.
If you do not comply with this cease and desist demand within this time period, I am entitled to seek monetary damages and equitable relief for your defamation. In the event you fail to meet this demand, please be advised that I will pursue all available legal remedies, including seeking monetary damages, injunctive relief, and an order that you pay court costs and attorney’s fees. Your liability and exposure under such legal action could be considerable.
Before taking these steps, however, I wish to give you one opportunity to discontinue your illegal conduct by complying with this demand within ten (10) days. Accordingly, please sign and return a statement that you will stop and publicly apologize for aforementioned actions to
Janne Koschinski
Steinberg 148
24107 Kiel, Deutschland
I recommend that you consult with an attorney regarding this matter. If you or your attorney have any questions, please contact me directly.
Sincerely,
Janne Koschinski
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I will send a written copy of this to your mailing address as listed on your website.
Thanks.