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No (I don't agree with the poetry definition put forth), but programming is LIKE poetry is some ways. Here's one way: analogies in poetry are like libraries in programming; an analogy (like a library function call) can convey a mountain of meaning.
For the lack of a nail,
throw new HorseshoeNailNotFoundException("no nails!");
For the lack of a horseshoe,
EquestrianDoctor.getLocalInstance().getHorseDispatcher().shoot();
For the lack of a horse,
RidersGuild.getRiderNotificationSubscriberList().getBroadcaster().run(
new BroadcastMessage(StableFactory.getNullHorseInstance()));
For the lack of a rider,
MessageDeliverySubsystem.getLogger().logDeliveryFailure(
MessageFactory.getAbstractMessageInstance(
new MessageMedium(MessageType.VERBAL),
new MessageTransport(MessageTransportType.MOUNTED_RIDER),
new MessageSessionDestination(BattleManager.getRoutingInfo(
BattleLocation.NEAREST))),
MessageFailureReasonCode.UNKNOWN_RIDER_FAILURE);
For the lack of a message,
((BattleNotificationSender)
BattleResourceMediator.getMediatorInstance().getResource(
BattleParticipant.PROXY_PARTICIPANT,
BattleResource.BATTLE_NOTIFICATION_SENDER)).sendNotification(
((BattleNotificationBuilder)
(BattleResourceMediator.getMediatorInstance().getResource(
BattleOrganizer.getBattleParticipant(Battle.Participant.GOOD_GUYS),
BattleResource.BATTLE_NOTIFICATION_BUILDER))).buildNotification(
BattleOrganizer.getBattleState(BattleResult.BATTLE_LOST),
BattleManager.getChainOfCommand().getCommandChainNotifier()));
For the lack of a battle,
try {
synchronized(BattleInformationRouterLock.getLockInstance()) {
BattleInformationRouterLock.getLockInstance().wait();
}
} catch (InterruptedException ix) {
if (BattleSessionManager.getBattleStatus(
BattleResource.getLocalizedBattleResource(Locale.getDefault()),
BattleContext.createContext(
Kingdom.getMasterBattleCoordinatorInstance(
new TweedleBeetlePuddlePaddleBattle()).populate(
RegionManager.getArmpitProvince(Armpit.LEFTMOST)))) ==
BattleStatus.LOST) {
if (LOGGER.isLoggable(Level.TOTALLY_SCREWED)) {
LOGGER.logScrewage(BattleLogger.createBattleLogMessage(
BattleStatusFormatter.format(BattleStatus.LOST_WAR,
Locale.getDefault())));
}
}
}
For the lack of a war,
new ServiceExecutionJoinPoint(
DistributedQueryAnalyzer.forwardQueryResult(
NotificationSchemaManager.getAbstractSchemaMapper(
new PublishSubscribeNotificationSchema()).getSchemaProxy().
executePublishSubscribeQueryPlan(
NotificationSchema.ALERT,
new NotificationSchemaPriority(SchemaPriority.MAX_PRIORITY),
new PublisherMessage(MessageFactory.getAbstractMessage(
MessageType.WRITTEN,
new MessageTransport(MessageTransportType.WOUNDED_SURVIVOR),
new MessageSessionDestination(
DestinationManager.getNullDestinationForQueryPlan()))),
DistributedWarMachine.getPartyRoleManager().getRegisteredParties(
PartyRoleManager.PARTY_KING ||
PartyRoleManager.PARTY_GENERAL ||
PartyRoleManager.PARTY_AMBASSADOR)).getQueryResult(),
PriorityMessageDispatcher.getPriorityDispatchInstance())).
waitForService();
All for the lack of a horseshoe nail.Fell in love with this one years ago, and still love it... #!/usr/bin/perl APPEAL: listen (please, please); open yourself, wide; join (you, me), connect (us,together), tell me. do something if distressed; @dawn, dance; @evening, sing; read (books,$poems,stories) until peaceful; study if able; write me if-you-please; sort your feelings, reset goals, seek (friends, family, anyone); do*not*die (like this) if sin abounds…
Thanks for the shoutout, manlio. --Sharon Hopkins
Earlier quoted context omitted.
Wow, thank you for that link. Never saw it before. Perlis really did deliver on his intention to give us a "pou sto to last the student for 40 years, not a handbook for tomorrow’s employment." Every time I've encountered a new language or framework (Java, Ruby, Rails, whatever), I've been grateful to him. He also delivered on his intention to keep us "on the computer early and often." I didn't get much sleep that sem…
That's wonderful to hear. Thanks for the update. Edit: I had to look up pou sto . Turns out it's Archimedes' "place to stand" from which he could move the earth. In other words, the best possible foundation. A high aspiration for a programming language course.