HaaaS (Haas Avocados as a Service)

An avocado fan here. How do I return the avocados if they are bad when delivered? Is there a charge for returns? How much are the prices of the avocados? You should put that on the site.

Re: HaaaS (Haas Avocados as a Service)

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Post by rebootthesystem » Mon, Oct 05, 2015, 3:16 AM UTC

You probably don't realize this but "cago" in Spanish means "I shit" or "I shit myself", depending on context. If you accent the "o", "cagó" it means "he shit" or "she shit". So "avocago" could mean that someone named "Avo" took a shit.

Not the kind of thing you want to associate with fresh produce.

I would seriously consider pivoting to a different name.

Re: HaaaS (Haas Avocados as a Service)

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Post by cesarbs » Mon, Oct 05, 2015, 3:19 AM UTC

This is the epitome of America's appreciation for avocados :)

Re: HaaaS (Haas Avocados as a Service)

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Post by pamelafox » Mon, Oct 05, 2015, 3:20 AM UTC

I live in SF and have an avocado tree in my yard. Once they start ripening, we get hundreds every week, and resort to putting a box of them outside our place every day. (I know, you're thinking "you must not love avocados as much as me if you can't eat them all!" but it turns out that 100 avocados per week is beyond my abilities)

So your other option is to try and find that box. :)

Re: HaaaS (Haas Avocados as a Service)

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Post by brianwawok » Mon, Oct 05, 2015, 3:37 AM UTC

rebootthesystem wrote: post #5

You probably don't realize this but "cago" in Spanish means "I shit" or "I shit myself", depending on context. If you accent the "o", "cagó" it means "he shit" or "she shit". So "avocago" could mean that someone named "Avo" took a shit. Not the kind of thing you want to associate with fresh produce. I would seriously consider pivoting to a different name.

I don't think the offense to Spanish speakers will be what stops the 2 billion dollar buyout from Google.

Re: HaaaS (Haas Avocados as a Service)

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Post by loopr » Mon, Oct 05, 2015, 3:54 AM UTC

pavornyoh wrote: post #4

An avocado fan here. How do I return the avocados if they are bad when delivered? Is there a charge for returns? How much are the prices of the avocados? You should put that on the site.

Our avocados are handpicked by an expert avocado picker :) There is currently no price for returns as satisfaction is guaranteed! Pricing is dependent on the delivery location and the number ordered.

Re: HaaaS (Haas Avocados as a Service)

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Post by loopr » Mon, Oct 05, 2015, 3:55 AM UTC

solomatov wrote: post #3

I don't see a price anywhere.

Pricing is dependent on the delivery location and the number ordered.