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Re: How Not To Promote Your New Startup

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post #49

I have three phrases for Y Combinator blog commenters: BENCH WARMERS. TROLLS. LOSERS WHO HAVE NEVER TAKEN RISKS IN THEIR LIVES OR OPENED THEMSELVES TO PUBLIC OR PERSONAL ATTACK. - John Pratt (yes, it's me)

"You can also hire me to teach you how to build your self-confidence as a standup guy." http://pdxcell.com

Re: How Not To Promote Your New Startup

#52
post #49

I have three phrases for Y Combinator blog commenters: BENCH WARMERS. TROLLS. LOSERS WHO HAVE NEVER TAKEN RISKS IN THEIR LIVES OR OPENED THEMSELVES TO PUBLIC OR PERSONAL ATTACK. - John Pratt (yes, it's me)

Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism -- the phenomenon is real!

Seriously, you need to cut out the coffee, stat.

Re: How Not To Promote Your New Startup

#53
post #47

If you comment on tech blogs like this, you're probably a loser. People who accomplish things don't have time to leave comments in tech blogs unless there are stories written about them. That means if you are reading this, you are probably a loser. Sorry, fags. -John Pratt (yes, it's me)

Hey, HNers! Keep baiting him! The weather satellites show a spike in temperature over his location. At the rate he's steaming up, he'll explode into a fine red mist in a couple of hours!

("Fags"? Really? This from a grown-up? Utterly bizarre. Is this a fake account or something? It's done well, if so.)

Re: How Not To Promote Your New Startup

#55
I can understand the disappointment, but, come on.. that's what a startup is all about. Sometimes you have to fail to succeed. Sometimes your ideas will get stolen. Sometimes Google will buy you for half a billion dollars; it's the name of the game.

In the end, "ideas" are worthless. It's implementation that leads to success; you actually have to build the better mousetrap.

Re: How Not To Promote Your New Startup

#56
post #48

I got new iPhone. Now what's next. I got new Mac OS. Now what's next. I read the Y Combinator news feed. Major drama from some nutjob who ruined his company and was a douchebag. Ha ha. Cool. Now what's next. I read the TechCrunch page. Now what's next. What's Apple working on next? Ok. What's Google working on next? Ok, I found out. Now, what's next? What does Tim O'Reilly say is the next thing? Ok. What does Cory Do…

Not to wind you up further, but I think you mean "infinite loop".

I had never heard of fundable.com or you prior to the exposure initiated by this thread. I started looking up the all the background information I could and I tried (hard) to not pass undue judgment. The problem is not so much what others wrote about you or your business, the problem is what you wrote. In your messages you start (somewhat) rational and reasonable, albeit frustrated (for reasons anyone can understand). Then as you are coming to wrap-up of what you write, you say something that really makes me cringe. I don't know how or why you do it, but seriously, before you post something I urge you to sit on the text for a couple of hours before pressing that submit button.

Your name is attached to that shit.

(yeah yeah, feeding the troll, bbye karma -- should I have any)

Re: How Not To Promote Your New Startup

#58
post #3

Wow. Pratt's obsession with Kickstarter "ripping off" Fundable is especially silly considering that both are essentially variants of Kelsey and Schneier's Street Performer Protocol, published in 1998 [1]. (That paper is not even the first instance of the basic idea, just one of the most well-known.) Edited to add: I'd be really interested to see one of these sites implement the Rational Street Performer Protocol [2],…

If any site could claim credit for making the broader notion of crowd funding mainstream it's kiva. There are now a whole range of sites, including many niche sites, that are variations on the same theme. Claiming ownership of the idea of crowd funding and singling out kickstarter is incredibly myopic.

Re: How Not To Promote Your New Startup

#59
post #36

Perfect example of "Lets kick the guy when he is down", and Seriously why is this even here? I rest my case.

It's a set of reminders on how you can go wrong. Every time any of us hears ourselves say something similar to what he said, we're going to back off real quick.

And frankly, Michael Pusateri's response at the end was pretty wonderful.

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