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Why laugh? On proper UEFI implementations you can enroll your own keys. Arch Wiki (as usual) has an article with more details: https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Unified_Extensible_Firm... It may not provide 100% security (what does?), but using this still provides much more security than just booting whatever lies on disk without any sort of verification. So yeah. Laughing at this advice is at best uninformed. A n…
>On proper UEFI implementations ... You're going to have to qualify that.
It's also no secret that lots of hardware vendors are terrible at implementing software. The usual rule is that the less software they write, the better.
The result is that different vendors and OEMs have a different quality UEFI firmware implementations and different feature-set available in them. Some are clearly less proper and less complete than others.