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minecraft is going to have a field day

yeah I just dont get why we have to make the coding exercises algorithmic. I care more about like, do I have to hold your hand or not? no I dont. Okay we are cool.

If coding has taught me just one thing its.... keep your ego in a box. If you need a job, do the fucking exam. if you dont, tell them to pound sand. Its as simple as the dynamic of…

I dont trust it.

I dont get this. Is the constitution an NFT?!?!?! owning the constitution does not need to be a financial transaction, this seems like a scam. we need less money in politics, not m…

Put PHI into a video game? What could go wrong? its not like you can mod roblox.... oh. Well atleast video game code is nice and secur..... oh.

Congrats! we have gone back to software development pre-1980

so we will make our own DNS system with blackjack and hookers

idk its still almost 1.5x as expensive for a 2 by 4 at home depot

I tried to speak cicada but I ended up just annoying the shit out of everyone and then dying after 3 days.

Seems like a lot of time you are blaming the victim here. People put that shit on the resume because of NLP resume parsers filtering out good candidates. This is why you come to th…

sounds much more like budget politics against the incompetent

That is horse shit and we all know it. What bug takes 2k hours???? thats 250 work days. jesus christ, if I took that long to fix a bug, fire me. And yes, I'm also talking about tim…

according to this, your standard "tip of the iceberg" triangle everyone refers to when using that phrase is all wrong

I find it interesting how it nopes really complex icebergs

Society has been destroyed thousands of times over and has still survived. We think of the past as glorious and fair. Reality is that this is foolish optimism fed by historical rev…

yay, code is just like facebook. This won't end badly

personally, I just outright refuse to be on call. That cheap bastard needs to hire a SRE. I explicitly ask the question in interview, I let the manager know I have zero interest in…

Now thats my kind of optimization

on android, you can set your phone to grayscale (night time mode). This helps with the fact that the bright colors subconsciously lure you in