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This is why it annoys me when journalists say P!=NP is about scheduling flights.

If I leave other people’s stuff that I promised to take care of on the street and it gets stolen, I would be to blame.

> It's a solved problem on the CPU side of things Is it? gestures at pile of cpu bugs

I always assumed you had to talk your way into some committee to submit one of these. Apparently it’s wide open. But why do it? Resume padding?

> common sense 75% of people surveyed drink coffee every day?

Some people may prefer that to “oh no, Steam did rm -rf $typo/“

This page tries to send expensive SMS messages.

“Using modern experiment frameworks, all 3 of ideas can be safely tested at once, using parallel A/B tests (see chart).” Nooo! First, if one actually works, you’ve massively increa…

SO had a fairphone. Broke screen. Turned out the screen replacement module was vaporware.

Noob question: the Top type here is exactly the Node constructor of the stree type. It seems useful to declare a type that is “this ADT, but limited to these constructors”, but eve…

strace -e open

I think it was 2x total speedup vs previous version, which already used gpu for “most” things, so the real speedup is 2/(1-most), which could be a lot.

It’s not football. The parties will balance, sure, but the policy, uh, hyperplane will have shifted.

The mustache beefed up to fill in for Homer’s nose in profile. Mwah.

Obligatory four-letter comic: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-chinese-room

I thought the days of “opening a pdf freezes IE for several seconds” were long past. What makes this painful for you?

The choice of computer is just an additive constant.

I remember some tool or other used 128-bit RSA back in the day.

> Another critical decision is that they only investigated pairs of model-dataset with good initial performance. groan

The blacklist is visible on the about page of each instance. Feel free to go sample a few. The first one I tried had literal swastikas in the user name of the first post. It went d…