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I was on the Virtuoso team at Altsys. Until Freehand was murdered by Adobe, there was still a ton of NeXT flavor in it.

Bruh. Short leg long torso bro here as well. I try to buy shirts in tall sizes. I can tuck them in! Good news, Italian sports cars and motorcycles seem designed for our body.

They will also grab with their toes. Place your finger across their toes between the foot and the sweet little toesies and they will grip your finger pretty hard. We monkey

I did some back of the envelope calculations and it looked to me that the leakage would fill Lake Austin from empty to the brim. That’s a lot of water

Points off for lack of blink tag. Do better

Sloth returned surprisingly many results, 92 Deviant returned 5 (cmon NY, do better) Sherpa five but two false positives, two Gap ads about Sherpa fleece, two genuine including She…

My wife works at a legit, long-established, high volume retail store. Some of the time she keeps books there. They just weigh money, it’s accurate enough for them.

This should become a verb. Mullenweged

A strain of influenza appears to have disappeared from the planet since COVID. As a result, U.S. flu vaccines have been redesigned.

I remember vividly the first meal I had made with a microwave. Early 70s. Went to someone’s house for dinner. Dinner was meatloaf. Cooked in a microwave. If you like steamed ground…

Boy, not from the outside, though. There was a guy wearing one on my last flight and it’s ugly and it’s super weird to see someone “doing stuff”. All the hand waving and stuff. I c…

Plus, “that person’s name is ‘jazzyjackson’” when you’re looking at them

What a great use case for a 3D representation

Crying at work from reading something on HN was not on my bingo card. Godspeed Jake

Fetch finally happened!

One way to ruin kids desire to drink is to offer them tastes of what you’re drinking from a relatively young age. Whatcha drinking daddy? A beer! Want to try it? YUCK!!!! This remo…

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“How do we know when we’re finished” is the most important question maybe ever.

Adobe has a record of acquiring products and then killing them. Fireworks & Freehand for example.

If you are looking for counter examples, take a look at Excel on windows. It undoes in multiple windows. Say you have two documents open. You make a change in the first then change…

As a dad, one of my very favorite things is when one of my offspring asks me a question I have a solid answer for. Probably, when you ask him this stuff, he glows inside.

What about papyrus and comic sans?

I think most hiring practices are seriously broken. I love the approach Heineken took in this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Ftu3NbivE